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Let's set the record straight. Once and for all...

  • truth: patrick has spent his post-graduate life writing and performing in the new york underground comedy scene, from live sketches, to improv, to open mics, to writing and performing in comedic plays. he's also been working as a games reporter at mashable.
  • false: patrick has spent his post-graduate life eating barrels of boogers and posting nudes on his myspace.

 

  • truth: patrick cofounded the sketch comedy trio witch tit comedy, where he acts as a performer, writer, producer, director, and editor for the group’s sketches.
  • false: patrick attacked the sketch comedy trio witch tit comedy, and is Awaiting trial.
     

  • truth: patrick pitched and developed a comic book news show for comicsverse, and edits video professionally as a freelancer. his live show, "shit scaredless," performed at the annoyance and the pit, and secured a monthly slot at the latter, with a second monthly slot to come.
  • false: patrick once tried to eat the concept of "video" and was hospitalized for 3 months afterwards. he smells like a nightmare.

 

  • truth: patrick is also a digital sales analyst who has driven $1mm deals, and has extensive experience in dfp, operative, omniture, and moat .

  • false: patrick has the capacity to love.


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